For a female to write about her feelings, and then be portrayed as some clingy, insane, desperate girlfriend in need of making you marry her and have kids with her, I think that’s taking something that potentially should be celebrated—a woman writing about her feelings in a confessional way—that’s taking it and turning it and twisting it into something that is frankly a little sexist
you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner
im not single im kraft® singlewas the ® even necessary
yes i do not want to go to jail
Come back here, son
The demented tale of finding nemo
New favorite twitter interaction ever
when i wake up i have the mobility of a newly born fawn
i just found out bill nye isnt his real name ive been lied to my entire life.
william sanford the science guy.
no fuck you fuck this post this is the worst fucking post on the website you couldnt let the rest of us in blissful ignorance? you had to reach out to the fucking truth and throw it in our faces? fuck you. FUCK. YOU.
WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL
WILL SAN THE SCIENCE MAN
"hey what’s the date?" "christmas 3rd"
[Loved You First plays softly in the distance]
First there was Perrie…
And of course Katy who Niall practically owes his career to
There’s also Kendall…
i dont go on skype anymore. chat with me by screaming as loud as you can into the night sky. i will be listening